Three blind mice
April 07, 2005
Dreamed I was trying to pick up a blind girl last night. I can just imagine the conversation:
"I'm six feet tall, well-built, with a gorgeous smile and a body to die for."
"You sound shorter than that."
"Hey, who are you gonna believe, me or a blind gir ... er I mean ... ah crap."
Posted at 08:14 AM