Absolutely uncalled for dream last night. Completely bizarre. The central event seems to be me kissing Britney Spears. Now, don't get any ideas, I have no idea where that came from. None whatsoever. Honest. No, really.

The scene seems to have been some sort of sporting event, with me coordinating the photographers (who were using SanDisk MicroDrives with some sort of built in camera). In a further twist, just post the "event" I seem to have wandered in on three guys ransacking her bungalow(?), killed them all execution style (shot to the head, point blank range).

This upset Spencer, who was there with Ben and Horner (we seemed to have been staying together), because it delayed things and he was worried we wouldn't make our next destination (I seem to recall it being a long drive or something). At some point Horner was running behind me urging me to walk, not run, past the Police cars that had arrived on the scene (so I didn't arouse suspicion).

Miss Johnson appeared briefly, but basically just to disapprove.

And I never did get Britney's number. That was a joke (well no, it wasn't, the dream did end with me asking for it and I didn't get it, but that's not to say I'm crushed).

Sheesh.